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marketing resume gaffes are blunders or mistakes you will find in marketing professional’s resume. marketing is one best technique to identify a customer, its liking, satisfying the customer, and retaining the customer thereby increasing the market share. there is huge demand of marketing professionals in the job market, particularly professional with good sales and persuasive skills, creating rapport with the customers.
Marketing professional are bound to commit mistakes in their resume which may ultimately result in gaffes.
Some of the examples of distinctive examples marketing resume gaffes highlighting their skills in a comical way are as follows
· “special skills: highly very persuasive in anything and everything I do, including my employer, my boss, my wife , friends etc”
· “target oriented even though I am not a shooter!”
· “highly experienced in selling condoms”
· “expertise in online marketing in spite of not having operating knowledge of computers”
· “very very very good at liesioning with customers for long time”
· “very broad experience in marketing ranging from diapers to boxers, microscope to telescope, stain gun to suv, lots and lots of other areas which cannot be accommodated here, please give me interview call and I’ll give you the comprehensive list”
· “reason for leaving last job: took  maternity leave for my wife”
· “experience in marketing numbers”
· “experience in b2b, b3b, a2z etc marketing techniques”
· “recicieved a third hand lamborghini from my customer as commission of marketing”
· “very good at marketing relationship management to prospective divorce seelers”
· “before marketing I write marketing plan which includes corporate plan, key accounts plan, functional plan, segment plan, business plan and then execute it myself”
· “experience : MBA –(managing business in australasia combining  asia and america)”
· “special skills: preserving , persevering, networking, logical, anal-ysing , beliver, eve teasing ,eaves dropper, charismatic”
· skills of selling and marketing products  by storytelling”
· “my grandmother is marketing professional, so I have nearly 62 years of experience even though my age is 20 years”
· “Edcucation :diploma in marketing and liasioning even though I am bachelor”
· “experience: hardcore software marketing professional with 0.1 years of experience in marketing pirated hardcore software through mobile marketing”
· “hobbies: love to cook continental , italinas , Spanish, French”
· “mono aural linguistic skills in 6 languages”
· “Background: 12 cat years experience in marketing cat food, cat suit, cat fight, literally everything related to cats, in short cat marketing professional”
· “objective : wanted to be greatest f1 driver , but had to settle for mediocre marketeeer”
· “ experience : successfully marketed ufo (unanimate flying objects)”
· “Hobbies: good hobbies none , bad hobbies are gambling, poly dating (dating with many many girls), boozing, smoking etc (please refer separate list attached)
·  “education : have taken same courses several times to reinforce my knowledge with lowest grade”
· “ key strength: farting as I eat lot of beans, I love beans”
· “salary expectations: 100 million dollars (negotiable)”
· “additional skill: procrastinate lot of time”
· “achievements:  dancing to my wife’s tune”
· “ experience: worked as a butcher”
· “experistize in kamikaze marketing”
These some of numerous blunders you can find in a typical marketing resume full of gaffes.
These marketing resume gaffes can be well avoided by proof reading resume and reviewing and updating resume on a continual basis
some of the hilarious marketing gaffes can be highlighted as below
· “marketing skills helped me in finding my true love”
· “contact details: marketing_condoms@**********.com

 list of marketing resume gaffes continues

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