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So what are gaffes and blunders? Gaffes or blunders are the acts which result from an unintentional error, often causing embarrassment to the creator. Blunders and mistakes have and will always be integral part of human nature as humans are always prone to commit errors. These gaffes or blunder though funny may damage your reputation.
Have you come across some wacky resumes blunders like:
Remember resume or a bio data or curriculum vitae can be a wonderful tool to secure a good job you are looking for. But resume gaffes or blunders can severely damage chances of getting a dream job.
This blog offers you examples that make you smile or are downright too funny yet help you learn WHAT NOT TO WRITE ON YOUR RESUMES. 
Do check our selection of resume gaffes section. Do prevent resume gaffes to get the dream job you are looking for.

Resume gaffes or resume blunders are unintentional mistakes which may be funny or innocuous but cause severe problems for the resume maker or the prospective job seeker. Resume mistakes can cost a prospective job seeker a excellent opportunity.

  • Starting the resume with, do you need a champion ‘sellsperson’ or “By HIS Grace”
  • Education as graduated from “excellent university” or work experience of 10 years ‘en grave digging’ instead of engraving
  • Email addresses such as luvbeer or itsybitsy@someemailid.com
  • Use of excessive slang, my boss is a jerk coz my boss is a jerk
  • Reason for change as need to pay overdue debt hence finding a new job or my wife does not like my present job

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      KIEV (Reuters) - Ukraine's interim leadership pledged to put the country back on course for European integration now Moscow-backed Viktor Yanukovich had been ousted from the presidency, while the United States warned Russia against sending in its forces. […]
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      WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. prosecutors plan to seek the extradition of Mexico's most wanted man, drug cartel kingpin Joaquin "Shorty" Guzman, to face trial in the United States after he was captured in Mexico. […]
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